65 Random Thoughts Everyone Has Had
Seriously, this list is amazing. SO FUCKING TRUE. Read it. You will laugh and feel vindicated at the same time.
(link given to me by the wonderful poemsaboutjane)
11. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the fuck was going on when I first saw it.
12. I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I’ll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone’s laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I’m still the only one who really, really gets it.
17. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.
19. Was learning cursive really necessary?
22. Answering the same letter three times or more in a row on a Scantron test is absolutely petrifying.
25. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?
33. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
35. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.
38. Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?
42. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don’t want to have to restart my collection.
48. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damnit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What’d you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?
49. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
53. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
63. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
